This Motherfucking App Is Flawless

Tired of bloated, dopamine-dripping apps that bombard you with "daily streaks" and "mindful reminders"? This app is the antidote. Blazing fast, no splash screens, no animations—just pure functionality. It features dark mode, zero tracking, a built-in "Do Nothing" button, is completely free, and requires no signup or login. It's a minimalist marvel, the epitome of "doing the most with the least," a middle finger to every over-engineered startup that's ever wasted your time.