D&D's Absurd Peasant Railgun: A Deep Dive

2025-07-03
D&D's Absurd Peasant Railgun: A Deep Dive

This article explores the infamous "Peasant Railgun" tactic in Dungeons & Dragons. It explains how, by exploiting rules loopholes, 2,280 peasants can pass a wooden pole at ludicrous speed, dealing 300d6 damage in a single round. The article details the rules involved and then humorously contrasts the tactic with real-world physics, concluding that while fun, a DM would almost certainly not allow it.