A Marriage Proposal in Corporate Jargon: Hilariously Inefficient
2025-01-15
This humorous piece details a marriage proposal conducted entirely in corporate jargon. Gary uses terms like 'optimization,' 'hockey-stick growth,' and 'value-add' to express his love, while Cindy responds with 'ROI,' 'core values,' and other business terms, showcasing the humor and unique romance of modern professionals. Their engagement unfolds amidst discussions of 'data-driven insights' and 'single source of truth,' satirizing the prevalence of corporate jargon and efficiency-obsessed culture. The piece ultimately celebrates the adaptability of love in unexpected contexts.
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